7/05/2008

Writing a script for Mr. Bean.. What a sandwich.!!

3 comentarios:

Diego dijo...

Bean: Excuse me... emmm you don't look like from here, are you foreigner?

X: Yes, i am

Bean: where are you from?

X: i'm from spain

Bean : good, i know that the spanish are very generous

Bean : mmmm... that sandwich looks very good... well, im going to eat

Bean : mmmm, this bread is very big, i need to slices it.

X: (thinking) what is he doing??? Is he crazy?

Bean: Excuse me!!

X: Hey!...(thinking) i has caught it...

Bean: I don't have the butter... wait a moment, is right there... but where is my knife?? well, this is good for spread butter in the bread

X: (thinking) and he continues talking alone

Bean: I like the bread with butter

X: (thinking) i think that he live under a bridge

Bean: Ready, now the lettuce... but it is dirty... i'm going to wash it. Ready... but now is wet. I'm going to dry it.

X: (thinking) And what does he do after? Does he take out a fish??

Bean: Ready...fish!!...fishifishifishi

X: (thinking) I want the same jacket

Bean : hey, they are live yet. Keep still

X: (thinking) I think that he got a lot of knocks when he was a child

Bean : aaaah, the fish attacks me!! keep still!!

X: (thinking) i think that he watched much tv

Bean : I finish


by Diego Acevedo G.
Patricio Olivares R.

Yanara_V dijo...

00:06 Mr.B: This place is very beautiful
00:15 Mr.B: Who is he?
00:28 Mr.B: Hi! what are you doing here?
00:35 Mr.X: I am waiting for the bus
00:39 Mr.X: Would you like a sandwich?
00:41 Mr.B: No, thanks!
00:57 Mr.B: I prefer make it myself
01:07 Mr.X: what is your recipe?
01:13 Mr.B: first cut the bread in slice with a scissors
01:21 Mr.X: i always use a knife to cut the bread in slice
01:36 Mr.B: one slice
01:44 Mr.B: and two slices
01:54 Mr.X: he is crazy
02:00 Mr.B: the spread butter on the bread
02:13 Mr.B: where are my credit card?
02:17 Mr.B: i found it!
02:20 Mr.B: i spread butter with my credit card
02:34 Mr.B: i never forget butter
02:45 Mr.B: next add lettuce
02:53 Mr.B: but first i wash it
03:09 Mr.B: and then i dry the lettuce with my sock
03:22 Mr.B: I am sorry if i wet you
03:45 Mr.B: with the sun my sock will be dry in a few minutes
04:00 Mr.B: anchovies
04:02 Mr.B: you will die
04:12 Mr.B: easy
04:13 Mr.B: die
04:21 Mr.B: die
04:23 Mr.B: I don't listen you breathing
05:10 Mr.B: and finally sprinkle pepper
05:14 Mr.B: It is deliciues!
05:19 Mr.X: I brought my own cofee
05:24 Mr.B: I want a cup of tea
05:34 Mr.B: I will use my cat-breeder to make it!
05:57 Mr.B: I will add the milk of my baby
06:01 Mr.B: Sometimes i like to take milk in this way
06:02 Mr.X: It is too rare
06:13 Mr.B: I don't think so
06:22 Mr.B: I feel like a going to sneezing
06:27 Mr.X: I can't believe it!
06:31 Mr.B: asshuuuuu....!
06:35 Mr.B: oops! I through away my food
06:36 Mr.X: I'm so sorry. Would you like a piece of my sandwich?
06:41 Mr.B: thanks!, i am starving



Danilo Bórquez
Yanara Velásquez

Ida Sessarego dijo...

i need to slices it.= I need t cut it into slices.
they are live yet= they are still alive